Shopping tales Part 1
Even I can have a frustrating shopping experience, it’s not all plain sailing!
I recently embarked on a shopping trip aiming to find the perfect pair of trousers. You know, those wide-leg styles that are so comfy?
Yep, that was the plan.
I strolled into the store, armed with determination and a handful of pairs that caught my eye. But let's not kid ourselves; even though I'm wise enough to bring an array of size
s with me, I couldn't resist blaming the poor manufacturers for making pants that were just too tiny. You know what that means – up a size, I went!
The trouser safari began, and oh boy, what a wild ride it was. Some of those pants seemed to have forgotten the very concept of shape. I mean, they were so loose they felt like a pair of PJ's. And then there were those on the opposite end of the spectrum - wide enough to make me look like I was auditioning for the role of a clown. To make matters more interesting, even the "short-length" ones were too long. Luckily, I'm handy with a sewing machine, so shortening them was no biggie.
My quest was simple: find a pair that hugged my hips and waist just right. If they ran a bit big in the waist, I was ready to forgive them. Length? Who cares! I could work my magic on that. But one thing is clear: fit is everything.
Now, here's the kicker: size labels? They're like those "Do Not Push" buttons – begging to be ignored. You see, they might be small for the size they claim to be. So, if you're a brave soul who insists on your usual size, and they turn out to be a bit snug, you'll unwittingly look like you've undergone a size transformation in the wrong direction. On the flip side, rocking pants that are too big won't flatter either.
Remember, folks, it's all about the fit. Size? Pfft, size doesn't matter in this game.
My number one pro tip in this trouser-hunting expedition? Take your time. Wear the shoes you'd wear, and if you're into shape wear, wear that too. Be patient; Rome wasn't built in a day, and the perfect pants might not be found in a single shopping trip.
So, in the hilarious and sometimes befuddling world of trousers, let's all stand together and say it loud and clear: size doesn't matter, but the fit? Oh, the fit is everything!
If you would like help with shopping - just send me an email and let's talk! email@example.com
Want to join my Facebook group? just click HERE